Japan government to fine up to one million yen for anyone harboring illegal alien crayfish

https://ift.tt/eA8V8J Master BlasterOfficials have had enough of these foreign crustaceans abusing our weak border security. Here’s a scene I’m sure we’re all familiar with: You’ve had a rough day because the boss was on your case, and when you get home that special person in your life hands you a cold and damp vinyl bag. You crack […]